m-e-s-t-i-z-a:

housewifeswag:

gayspicy:

im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college

and free healthcare 

Kinda like their government acknowledges that those are rights not privileges



cassbuttstiel:

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up



I want you to leave marks on me.
Marks from loving me too hard,
from kissing me too hard,
and holding me too hard.
I want you to leave your handprint.
I want your loving words to hit me hard.
I want to feel your love on my skin.

(Source: fukcx)



catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

(Source: 4gifs)





I gave wrong people the right pieces of me.

(Source: jakuzarskey)




If you think this is a joke then you’re not in college yet.

If you think this is a joke then you’re not in college yet.

(Source: libbykamen)



clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?







if zodiac signs were memes

aphswiss:

aquarius: socially awkward penguin 

pisces: shrek is love shrek is life

aries: ……………slime man

taurus: ??????

gemini: anime tiddies

cancer: doge

leo: that really annoying one about coming out and being attacked

virgo: tfw no gf

libra: powerpoint done in comic sans

scorpio: rage comic

sagittarius: 12 year old furries

capricorn: the first meme of 2014



vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP





theresnouseknowin:

it just keeps going

theresnouseknowin:

it just keeps going

(Source: balletomaneassoluta)



(Source: xxgenasixx)